Ram and Sita SMS
Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya,
Dear Situ,
What’s up?
Main Yaha Mast Hu and Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi,
Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai…
Yaar Tu Tension Na Le,
Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga.
Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai,
Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di,
Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai,
Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala,
Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun.
Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai…
Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge,
India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai,
Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna…
Laxman Top-up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,
Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!
Love You… Ram
Quraishi Writes on 22 May, 2013
abe madarchodo pig k aulado , tumri maa ki chut , tumhari maa ne india paida kiya hai kya apni choot se jo jab dekho mera bharat mera bharat karte rehte ho. Agar madarchod aamaa k bur se nikale ho toh amma k bur mein phir se ghuss jao. Randi k aulaad , tumri maa k chuut , abe madarchodo sale tumhare dharm k koi pata nahi , najaiz aulaad ho sale,
khushi Writes on 28 March, 2013
saale langur tune allah ke baareme esa likha tujhe duniya mein hi uska badla mil jayega teri maa or teri sister ko dekh k wo kis kis ke paas jakar apna munh kala karvati hai.tu kahan rehta hai sale mujhe apna pata batade ravan jaise seetako legayatha teri gf ya wife ko koi or hi le jayega or tu munh latkake rahega haramke pille
khushi Writes on 28 March, 2013
saalo ghadhedo,vandra tane tara maa baape aavu shikhvadyu.haramna
chandan gupta Writes on 28 February, 2013
Your message…allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
pakistan = LUNDISTAN
pak ki mitti = KUTTE KI
TATTI..
pak ki daal = KUTTE KA
MAAL..
HAHAHAHA
allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
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allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
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allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
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ALLAH K MUH MAIN LULLA..
ALLAH K MUH MAIN LUND
ALLAH K KABR PE TATTI..
ALLAH KI KABR PE PESHAAB..
ALLAH KI GAND MAIN KUTTE
KA LUND..
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allah ki ibadat krni chord
do pakistaniyo KUTTE K
LUND ki kya kro uska LUND
tumhe jannat me lejaega…
hahahahaha
allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
pakistan = LUNDISTAN
pak ki mitti = KUTTE KI
TATTI..
pak ki daal = KUTTE KA
MAAL..
HAHAHAHA
allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
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allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
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allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
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ALLAH K MUH MAIN LULLA..
ALLAH K MUH MAIN LUND
ALLAH K KABR PE TATTI..
ALLAH KI KABR PE PESHAAB..
ALLAH KI GAND MAIN KUTTE
KA LUND..
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allah ki ibadat krni chord
do pakistaniyo KUTTE K
LUND ki kya kro uska LUND
tumhe jannat me lejaega…
hahahahaha
allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
pakistan = LUNDISTAN
pak ki mitti = KUTTE KI
TATTI..
pak ki daal = KUTTE KA
MAAL..
HAHAHAHA
allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
…………………./´¯/)
………………..,/¯../
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…………./´¯/’…’/ ´¯ ¯`·¸
………./’/…/…./ ……./-¯\
……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/…’)
………\……………..’….. /
……….\…………… _.·´
…………\…………..(
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allah = MADARCHOD
bismillaH = BEHNCHOD
mohommad = KUTTE KA
LUND….
HAHAHAHA
…………………./´¯/)
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…………./´¯/’…’/ ´¯ ¯`·¸
………./’/…/…./ ……./-¯\
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allah ki ibadat krni chord
do pakistaniyo KUTTE K
LUND ki kya kro uska LUND
tumhe jannat me lejaega…
hahahahaha
hoohak_bar Writes on 24 February, 2013
maderchod ram bahdwa tha aur sita randi jab ram ne sita ko chudte hue apni anko se dekha to 14 saal tak o usko choor ke gayb ho gaya bola sita ab teri jawani jabtak hai jabtak tu chuda le jitna marji muh me gand me chut me jaha marji ab mai yaha nahi rahunga aur jab 14saal baad teri nassili jawani kahatam ho jayegi fir mai aunga sita ko 14 saal time mil gaya bahut chudai aap ko meri baat pe yakin na ho to aap ramayn dekh lo usme pure store hai gita sexy book hai usme dekh ke sita ne sub tarh ka sex shikh ke style se chudwati rahi yaha tak rawan aur hanuman dono ko apna diwana bana di aur rawan aur laxmn bahut choode usse mai bhi chooda aur aap bhi choodo sita randi ko :d:d:d:d:dbahut mast chut hai uski
madarchod allah Writes on 26 March, 2013
allahmudilla.. madarchodullah jajadullah suwarchod allalu salam
akshay Writes on 24 September, 2012
Madarchodo jis jis ne bhagwan ko galli di sab ki bhene randi aur maa chinal…..madarchodo…….
pintu Writes on 29 June, 2012
Your message…Ram ki gali me ravan ka jupda,jo meri ma ko chodega uske lund ka topa
sharma Writes on 8 June, 2012
teri behan di lun salia je ram ji wallo dubara edan da likhiya and rose moin and pashupati tuhadi behan randi mai apni rakhel banawa salio tu j mainu takre ta teri bund para salia behan da yaar salaia tu janda nahi asi punjabi hune aa salia shada ge nahi je sade dharm de khilaf bakwas kiti
SURAJ KUMAR SINGH Writes on 14 April, 2012
abe kameno kam se kam bhagawan ko to chor do wo bhi bhagawan ram ko aur sita maa ko kamene ho bey
Pashupati Writes on 1 April, 2012
Ram to madarchod to tha hi sala sita name ki ek randi ko apne sath rakhta tha
MOIN Writes on 23 November, 2011
BAHUT KHUB .BILKUL SAHI LIKE HO. RAM MADAR CHOD THA , AUR SITA USKI RANDI. SAARE K SAARE MADARCHOD AUR BHADWE THE. SAARE BHAGWA KI MA KI CHOOT MAAR .MADARCHOD
moin father Writes on 3 June, 2012
re tera baap v madr chod tha
sana patel Writes on 28 March, 2013
assalamu alaikum…moin..hye i am sana..nice comnt..apne jo raam or seeta ke bareme likha hai…thats a true
land Writes on 16 November, 2011
haram k ab ‘RAM JI’ k bare me likha to tere bhen ko chorahe pe chod dunga… land ka tota
Chetan Writes on 17 June, 2011
Kis bhenchod ne likha ye sab…
Abe Kutto Ramji ko to dur rakho apni kamini harkatose….
rose Writes on 23 May, 2011
wahhhhhhhhhh ji…..aapne to fatte chak dia.
Onkardosanjh Writes on 12 April, 2011
Ram sitaYour message…