Very Funny SMS

SMS 1.

Din Ki Ye Tapti Dhoop
Us Par Ye Aapki Baatein Khoob
Dil Se Muskurate Mere Mehboob
Dekha Nahi Pehle Aapka Ye Sunhera Roop

SMS 2.

Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo
Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho

SMS 3.

Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha

Kuch Nahi Aise Hi Teri Sakal Yaad Aa Gayi Thi.

Funny Shayari, SMS Shayari

172 Comments

  • Sameer Writes on 1 March, 2013

    Dhoka na dena tujh pe etbar bohot hai ye dil teri chahat ka talabgar bohot hai teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi deta kya kare hame tumse pyar bohot hai sameer 8979149874

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  • Sameer Writes on 1 March, 2013

    A kash ke ye dil patthar ka raha hota na chot koi lagti na dard raha.hota hum hi na banate jo ret ka ghar barish me to apna sapno ka mehel aaj dhaha na hota sameer sameer

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  • nadeem Writes on 12 December, 2012

    mene roza rakha unki yaad me unhone dhoka de diya me roza khol liya..

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  • Aman Aryan Writes on 30 October, 2012

    Mere Marne K Baad Mere Dosto Yu Aansu na Bhana Agar Meri yaad Aaye to Sidhe Uper chale Aana

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    • somesh Writes on 5 December, 2012

      Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
      Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
      latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
      Bartan Lelo Bartan……

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    • Kaluram bhoonkal Writes on 23 April, 2013

      Neno bej dena

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  • ganju Writes on 2 October, 2012

    shan par marne vale ki kabhi shan nahi jati vatan par jan do kabhi jan nahi jati tamnna sarforoshi q na ho aan nahi jati garv se jay bhim kaho kabhi pahachanahi jati

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  • Razasayyedi Writes on 21 September, 2012

    Sukha hue patton ki tarha thi ye bikhri hui zindagi

    “a mere dost”

    kisi ne samethi bhi to sirf jalane ke liye………!!!

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    • Manish Kumar Jha Writes on 7 February, 2013

      Na To Manzil Ka Pata Hai Na Hai Thikana, Khud Mujhe Maalum Nahi Kaha Hai Mujhe Jaana, Tumse Bichad Kar Kaise Kahu Kaise Main Tanha Zindgi Basar Karta Hoon, Bas Ab To Teri Talaash Me Main Raat Din Safar Karta Hoon. (Manish Jha)

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  • tanaji Writes on 18 September, 2012

    ak baar ak ma or bata hota hai
    bata ko dehydration hue hoti hai
    uski mami doctor pa la gati hai
    doctor pushta hai ki bata ap ko kitni patli poti ati hai
    bata eti patli jis sa ap apna muh ka gara ka sakta ho

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  • sadia Writes on 29 August, 2012

    aarzu ye nhi ki gam ka tufan tal jay…fikar to ye hai tera dil na badal jay…kabhi bhi mujhko bhulana caho tum….dard itna dena ki mera dam nikal jay

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  • sadia Writes on 29 August, 2012

    na jane us par itna yakin q hai ….uska khyal bhi itna hasin q hai…….suna tha piyar ka dard mitha hota hai……phir ankh se nikla ye ansu namkin q hai….???

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  • sadia Writes on 29 August, 2012

    kash bnane wale ne shise ka din bnya hota todne wale ke hat me koi zkham to aaya hota

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  • sadia Writes on 29 August, 2012

    kon kehta hai ki piyar pura hota hai piyar ka to pehla akchar hi adhura hota hai

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  • sadia Writes on 29 August, 2012

    teri yado ke mausam dill se jate nhi ek pal tujhe bhul pate nhi jane keya bat he tumjh me ye zalim tere sitam sehne ke bad bhi hum tere bina reh nhi pate

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  • sadia Writes on 29 August, 2012

    har khushi use di thi ki mine to apne honto ki hasi bhi use de di thi phir q mujhe tanha chor deya mujhe q ye dard deya me wo hi to hou jisne tere ley jaan bhi di thi ……..dekh le marne ke bad bhi mujhe teri yaad hi aati hai

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  • Nitin, 7895000767 Writes on 25 August, 2012

    Ek cinema holl ka malik gandhi ka bhut bada fen tha usne apne cinema holl ka nam rkha
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI” Ab jb b koi film us holl m lagti to akhbar m ad aata
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M ANACONDA”
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M AAG”
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M NAG NAGIN”
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M KARTOOS”
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M DO PREMI”
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M AWARA”
    “GANDHI KI DHOTI M GANGA JAMUNA”

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  • Nitin Writes on 25 August, 2012

    Teacher – A for
    Stud – Apple
    Teac – Jor se bolo
    Stud – “JAY MATA DI”

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  • manoj Writes on 23 August, 2012

    maine kaha khuda se mujhe mile ek rishta rab se, aisa pyar jo alag ho sb se, khuda ne mujhe milaya tum se, or kaha sambhal ise ye hi to anmol sbse.
    manoj DWARAHAT

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  • adeel Writes on 13 August, 2012

    nice

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  • sashi Writes on 27 June, 2012

    Pyari si Dosti ko salaam hamara,
    Aap kaise ho sawal hamara? Yaad karte rahenge ye waada hamara,
    Filhal kabul kijiye “I Miss U” ka paigaam hamara.

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  • suraj tiwari, 9765127071 Writes on 15 June, 2012

    whenever you want to see how reach you are. Never count your money. just shed a drop of tear from your eyes and count the number of hands that comes to wipe it.

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  • Ajay nagar sukha Writes on 7 June, 2012

    Ham nhi jeet sake unse wo aisi shrt lgane lge, pyari si ankho ko meri aankho se lgne lge. Ham shayd jit bhi jate par plk hmne tb zhpkai. Jb unki akho se ansu aane lage

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  • lover boy Writes on 8 May, 2012

    pyar na. pyar ik dhoka hai, pehle to sab milke loot lete hai baad me milke khete hai kya phele kahi aap ko dekha hai. hhhhhahahahhahaah i ma jokin

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    • payal Writes on 30 May, 2012

      both aache shair hai aap good

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    • Princess,,,,Neha,,,,,,Z Writes on 13 June, 2012

      hello….hi….bye…bye….?

      ager…wo…bewafa..hai..tu..kya..huwa…
      mat..bora..kaho…usy…tum…mere…sat
      set…ho..jaoo…dafa…karo…usy….?

      HA HA HA HA HA HA…? GOOD BYE

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  • shiva malik Writes on 15 April, 2012

    the sms are realy very funny

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  • asdasdasda Writes on 1 April, 2012

    asdasdasdasdfsdfwefasdfwef

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  • puja Writes on 29 March, 2012

    S-send
    M-me
    O-one
    K-koool sms
    E-everyday

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    • RAKESH GOEL Writes on 13 April, 2012

      laalu k piche ek chota sa kuuta pd gaya.lalu bola..sala hm tho BSNL ka card dalaya hu..ye sala HUTCH ka network kaise pakad liya.

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  • puja Writes on 29 March, 2012

    S-Sala
    M-Muft Ka
    S-Sir Dard

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  • PUJA Writes on 29 March, 2012

    W-Wonderful
    I-Item
    F-For
    E-Entertainment

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  • PUJA Writes on 29 March, 2012

    a rose says
    -I LOVE YOU

    a ring says
    -WILL YOU MARRY ME

    a smile says
    -I LIKE YOU

    but my sms says
    -I MISS YOU A LOT

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    • ADITYA Writes on 31 March, 2012

      Aap itni khoobsurat ho, k khud ko duniya ki najro se bachaya karo chehre par kaala tika kaafi nhi,
      gale me nimbu aur mirch v latkaya karo

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  • esha raees Writes on 27 March, 2012

    seeing a cacroch on ur bed iz nothing
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    the real problm starts when
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    KAHN GAYA
    KAHAN GAYA =p

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    • aadil Writes on 27 March, 2012

      very funny ..esha..u scared of cockroches.

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  • POoja Writes on 26 March, 2012

    Phool khusau k liye…
    Pyar nibane k liye…
    Ankhe dil churane k liye…
    Aur ye msg aap ko meri yaad dilane k liya…

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    • sourav Writes on 26 March, 2012

      Very bad sayari pu

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    • hery Writes on 29 March, 2012

      not good

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    • Dada Writes on 24 April, 2012

      Whatsup Poojadi???

      Ur shayri is stupid as hell, i hate this kind shayri so stop putting this shayri on this website or i ll kick u as hell….

      Reply

    • hassan safdar Writes on 4 May, 2012

      a hearted girl……..

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  • saheb Writes on 8 March, 2012

    hi frndz plz like this page

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  • aakash Writes on 7 February, 2012

    wo roh roh kar kahe rahe hame nafrat hai apse ek baat aj bhi khaye ja rahi jab nafrat thi to wo itna roye kyo

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    • Kaushal Kishor Sharma Writes on 16 February, 2012

      Chandani ne
      Kaha ke tu pyar kar…
      Shama ne kaha
      aankhen char kar…
      Gori ko cheda to
      boli muskarakar..
      Abhi tu nadaan hai
      kuch intezar kar…!

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  • ajay maurya Writes on 4 February, 2012

    Mere Dil Ki Umeedön Ka Housla Tu Daikho…
    Intazar UsKa Hai Jisko Mera EhSaas Tak Nahi…

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    • hery Writes on 29 March, 2012

      wah wah

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  • ajay maurya Writes on 4 February, 2012

    Pagal chinese se: kia tum american ho?
    chinese: nahi main chinese hon
    pagal: nahi tum american ho
    chinese: nahi main chinese hon
    pagal: nahi tum american ho
    chinese: gussay say: han main american hon
    pagal: shaqal say to chinese lagte ho

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    • minno abbasi Writes on 28 March, 2012

      vvvvvvvvv…….. funny

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    • Ajay sen Writes on 17 May, 2012

      nice………

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  • ajay maurya Writes on 4 February, 2012

    Sir: “Kaunsa panchi sabse Tez udta hai?”
    Boy: “Hathi…!”
    Sir: “Nalayak,Tera baap kya karta hai..?”
    Boy: Sharp-shooter hai..!
    Sir: “Shabash beta,
    “Hathi” hi sahi jawab ha

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  • Yogeshwar Tyagi Writes on 25 January, 2012

    Chai wala=> Bholi si surat
    Ankho me masti door khadi sharmaye HAY HAAYE
    Girl replied=> Kaali si surat
    Haath me ketli
    Door khada chillaye CHAY CHAYE===…….

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  • abhay kumar chotu lala Writes on 21 January, 2012

    Mom 2 her 7 year old kid:
    Lets practice maths…
    Lets start wid addition.
    … Example: Your gf gave u 2 candies
    and 2 ice creams..
    What’s ur answer?
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    Kid: love u jaanu….
    Muaaaaaaaaaaaah <3 <3

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  • abhay kumar Writes on 21 January, 2012

    ‎1 sweet story:
    1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
    1 g.f. Ko & 1 dost ko…
    or usne likha
    “me ja raha hu reply fast..”
    1st reply LOVE Ka aya
    “tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge..
    Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
    2nd msg dost ka aya-”abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mai bhi ata hu”..
    ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya or bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.. A@di chauhan ke frnd ho toh frnd hone ka proof dena like n cmmntz krke..

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    • sunita Writes on 15 February, 2012

      very sweent and nice story. i like it very much

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      • pari Writes on 27 February, 2012

        i agree with u

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        • vansh Writes on 18 January, 2014

          Sexy

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    • pawan kumar Writes on 20 March, 2012

      khuda kassam story read karke jindgi se mulakaat ho gayi.

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    • ABHAY Writes on 6 April, 2012

      LOVE & FRENSHIP walking in a village Love falls down in a well

      Y ?

      B coz love is blind
      but
      frienship also jump inside the love
      Y?

      fokat ki masti.
      kaisa laga ?

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    • sakshi Writes on 5 May, 2014

      its nice….

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  • abhay kumar Writes on 21 January, 2012

    ‎1 sweet story:
    1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
    1 g.f. Ko & 1 dost ko…
    or usne likha
    “me ja raha hu reply fast..”
    1st reply LOVE Ka aya
    “tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge..
    Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
    2nd msg dost ka aya-”abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mai bhi ata hu”..
    ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya or bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.. A@di chauhan ke frnd ho toh frnd hone ka proof dena like n cmmntz krke.. abhay

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    • Tarun Writes on 28 February, 2012

      wow mast story hai yr, awsome agar stars dene hote toh 5 main se pure yeh rahe ***** pure panch

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    • raju singh Writes on 7 July, 2012

      past ia wast paper
      present is news paper
      future is question paper
      life is answer paper

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  • Maryam Writes on 30 December, 2011

    The msgs are too nice. Love it.

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  • Maryam Writes on 30 December, 2011

    Banta thought LOL meant.??
    Lots of Love.!!
    So.,
    He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
    You are the only girl in my life..LOL…

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  • VaRis Writes on 30 December, 2011

    Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
    Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
    Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
    Ab to fenkte fenkte mujhe bhi neend ane lagi.
    Good Night :)…

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    • Sanjna Writes on 30 March, 2012

      Your message… Mst tha yar

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  • VaRis Writes on 30 December, 2011

    Tujhse bahut pyaar karte hai,
    Tera har pal intejar karte hai,
    Jahan mein Jiski na koi missal hai,
    Tu gulabon mein ek khas gulab hai.

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  • VaRis Writes on 30 December, 2011

    Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,
    tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
    tu so jayegi mobile off kar k
    isliye ek Good Night kiss udhar mangta hun…

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  • VaRis Writes on 30 December, 2011

    Wafa itni karo k bewafai na rahay,
    Pyar itna karo k koe had na rahay,
    Aitbar itna karo k koe shak na rahay,
    SMS ITNAY KARO K BALANCE HE NA RAHAY.

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  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Aap se doori ka koi gum nahi
    Apko bhulane wale hum nahi
    Mulakat na ho to kya hua apki yaad mulakat se kum nahi………

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    • krutika Writes on 18 March, 2012

      i like it. so romantic comment

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  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Zandagi k liya gan zaroori hai
    Geenay k liya arman zaroori hai
    Hamari pass cahey ghum kitna ho par aap k
    Cheray pe muskan zaroori hai……

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  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Neend tut gayi par khwab wahi hai
    Dur rehte hai par pyar wahi hai
    Jantai hai ki mill nahi sakte abhi magar in ankho me intezar wahi hai….

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  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Ladkiyan ke chakkar me mat padna ..
    Qunki ye aati hai heer ki tarah lagti hai..
    kheer ki tarahan chubthi hai teer ki tarahan…
    Aur…
    End me halat kar detti hai fakeer ki tarahan…..

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    • Rizwan Writes on 8 March, 2012

      Your message…i like

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  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Ehsas k daman me aansu gira kar to dekho
    Dosti kitni sachi hai aazma kar to dekho
    Tum ko bhul kar kya hogi dil ki halat
    Kisi aaine ko pathar gira kar to dekho ………

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  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Phool khusau k liye…
    Pyar nibane k liye…
    Ankhe dil churane k liye…
    Aur ye msg aap ko meri yaad dilane k liya…

    Reply

  • waseem Writes on 26 December, 2011

    Koi juda hogaya koi khafa hogaya ,,,
    Na jane zindgi me humse kya gunah hogaya
    Bahut saide kiye kisi ko pane k liye,,,
    Jis sajide me use pana tha wo humse kaza hogaya……..

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    My sms are Few,
    Yet my heart is ture..

    I Get Many Frnds
    new,
    Bt
    Nt as swt as u.

    I Nvr try2 Rmembr
    u,
    I Nvr Forget u…………

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    • POoja Writes on 26 March, 2012

      Phool khusau k liye…
      Pyar nibane k liye…
      Ankhe dil

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    Mehil saji thi msg ka tha daur..
    sms myne kiya sabne kiya shor..
    paise mere gaye par sab kanjus bole-
    1 aur….
    1aur….

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    Jo kal tha’ Use Bhulkar To Dekho’
    Jo Aaj Hai’ Use Jikar To Dekho’
    Aane Wala Pal Khud Hi Sawar Jayega’
    Bus Zindgi ko Pyar Se Guzaar kar To Dekho,,,

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    Chai wala=> Bholi si surat
    Ankho me masti door khadi sharmaye HAY HAAYE
    Girl replied=> Kaali si surat
    Haath me ketli
    Door khada chillaye CHAY CHAYE===…….

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    * Khuda ne “AANKE”
    Kitni ajeeb banayi he..

    Jab ye khulti he”
    To duniya use rula deti he..
    Par
    Jab ye bandh hoti he”
    To ye duniya ko rula deti he..

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    • sashi Writes on 26 June, 2012

      jb koi apna yaad aata hai ,uski yad ka hr lamha rula jata hai ,bhulna muskil hi nhi namumkin ho jata hai,jb koi dil me reh kar sanso ki jagah bas jata hai.%sashi%

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    Dard me har koi muskura nahi sakta..
    Apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta..
    Roshni lene wale kya jane..
    Chirag jal to sakta hai par apni taklif..
    bata nahi sakta ,,,,,

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    Khushiyo ko tanha hone mat dena;

    * Aankho ko kabhirone mat dena;

    * Bahut khaas ho aap hamare’

    Ye ehsaas kabhi kam hona mat dena..

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  • waseem Writes on 25 December, 2011

    jaldi shadi hone ki DUA..
    Rabbana ataina kab aate wo dina,,,
    kab tak hame akele rehna,,
    ab too wife/hona so hona….
    NOTE;
    ye dua roz suba mom aur dad ke samne padhna
    jootiyan pade to hume bhul jana..
    shadi fix hogayi to dawath me zaror bulana………

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  • srushti Writes on 17 December, 2011

    very funny shariyas

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  • pratham singh Writes on 4 December, 2011

    gujrati msg
    koi ne hu “prem”lagu che
    koi ne hu :vahem” lagu chu
    pan duniya gai tel leva
    tamne hu “kem” lagu chu

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    • Tirth Writes on 26 December, 2011

      i really like tht msg

      Reply

  • rajendra ghritlahre Writes on 29 November, 2011

    Your message…h

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  • rajendra ghritlahre Writes on 29 November, 2011

    Your message…hi

    Reply

  • salik shaikh Writes on 26 November, 2011

    do u know what is fulform of maths::::
    M=mental
    A=attack
    T=t0
    H=handsome
    S=student

    hiiiiii frnds

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  • Mahek Writes on 22 November, 2011

    Sameer you are very funny this sher for you:maza barsat ka lena ho to in ankho me ajao,wo barso main kabhi barse ye barso se barsti hain

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    • Aasif Writes on 30 November, 2011

      nice mahak great………………………..

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  • taufiqali Writes on 1 November, 2011

    very nice all

    Reply

  • Nasir M.H Writes on 27 October, 2011

    Aankhe namh hoti hai,
    “””””””””
    Dil tham jata hai,
    “”””
    Dhundte huye une ye
    “””””””””
    kadam thak jate hai,

    Najane Q ye 3 Rukh k b chalte hai.

    Aur O hai ki bus chalte hi rehte hai…

    Reply

  • vimal tripathi Writes on 27 October, 2011

    aapki pasand meri chhahat ban gayi ,aapki muskrahat meri aadat ban gayi,khuda nawajo aapko itni khusiyo se ki aapko khush dekana meri aadat ban jaaye.

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  • kartik Writes on 21 October, 2011

    ak baar ak ma or bata hota hai
    bata ko dehydration hue hoti hai
    uski mami doctor pa la gati hai
    doctor pushta hai ki bata ap ko kitni patli poti ati hai
    bata eti patli jis sa ap apna muh ka gara ka sakta ho

    Reply

  • Kunal Writes on 13 October, 2011

    Kitna pyar karte hai tumse ki tumhe jab aahsas ho jaye, jab tum hosh me aayo aur hum gahri need so jaye

    Reply

  • salik shaikh Writes on 12 October, 2011

    jidhar bhi dekho aap ka hi naam hai ..
    wah wah
    jidhar bhi dekho aap ka hi naam hai..
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    upar most wanted niche 25paise ka inaam hai ..
    sk.slk

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    • ssmanjunath78@yahoo.com Writes on 26 October, 2011

      ak baar ak ma or bata hota hai
      bata ko dehydration hue hoti hai
      uski mami doctor pa la gati hai
      doctor pushta hai ki bata ap ko kitni patli poti ati hai
      bata eti patli jis sa ap apna muh ka gara ka sakta ho

      Reply

    • merr fayyaz Writes on 17 December, 2011

      verry nyc

      Reply

  • salik shaikh Writes on 12 October, 2011

    arz kia h…….
    dil diya dildaar ko
    wah wah
    dil diya dildaar ko
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    chaddi diya hawaldar ko.
    sk.slk

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    • sakib Writes on 16 October, 2011

      hi shaik i was read u r sms can send me ur sms on my mobile this is my #8050577706

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  • Kishor Yadav Writes on 15 September, 2011

    Bhul se bhi agar koi bhul hui ho
    To use bhul samajh kar bhula dena
    Magar bhulana sirf us bhul ko
    Bhulkar hume na bhula dena.

    Reply

  • Aryan sharma Writes on 6 September, 2011

    Ek hi galti ham sare umar karte rahe.
    Dhul chehere par thi or ham aaina saf karte rahe.
    Koili.kal58@yahoo.com

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  • divyeshpatel..9712514564 Writes on 1 September, 2011

    {SAI SAPNA} Kuch Dost Dil Pe Aisa Asar Kar Jate Hai,
    Tute Shishe Me Bhi Pure Nazar Aate Hai ,
    Milte He Kuch Pal Ke Liye , Or Zindgi Bhar Ke Liye Dil Me Utar Jate Hai.

    Reply

  • salman Writes on 19 August, 2011

    all sms is nice

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    AK PARINDE KA DARD BHARA FASAN THA TUTE TO PANKH AUR UDKAR JANA THA TUFAA TO WO JHEL GYA PAR HUA AK AFSOS TUTI WOHI DAALI JIS PAR USKA AASIYANA THA

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    • NEERAJ Writes on 12 September, 2011

      DIL KO TACH KAR GYYI YAR

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    • Piyush Gaikwad Writes on 13 January, 2012

      Bahot khub mere yaar……!!! Dil me wakai ghar kar gayi, dil me sada ke liye bas gayi…………..

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    USKI YAADO ME SAB KUCH BHULAYE BAITHE HAI KHUSIYO K CHIRAG BHUJAYE BAITHE HAI HUM TO MRENGE USKI HE BAAHO ME MAUT SE YE SHART LGAYE BAITHE HAI

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    APKI YAADO ME SAB KUCH BHULAYE BAITHE HAI KHUSIYO K CHIRAG BHUJAYE BAITHE HAI HUM TO MRENGE USKI HE BAAHO ME MAUT SE YE SHART LGAYE BAITHE HAI

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    AK SWAL HUM JINDGE SE KIYA KARTE HAI KI HUM IS DUNIYA ME KYO JIYA KARTE HAI JAB KISI K PAS KISI K LIYE WAQT HE NHI HAI TO LOG KYO RISTE BNA LIYA KARTE HAI

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    ARZ HAI…………………KUCH GADHE KHUDA K GHAR SE FARAR HO GYE ………WAH……..WAH………KUCH GADHE KHUDA K GHAR SE FARAR HO GYE KUCH TO PKDE GYE KUCH HAMARE YAR HO GYE

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    ARZ HAI…………………KUCH GADHE KHUDA K GHAR SE FARAR HO GYE ………WAH……..WAH………KUCH GADHE KHUDA K GHAR SE FARAR HO GYE KUCH TO PKDE GYE KUCH HAMARE YAR HO GYE:-*

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  • chandkayshap Writes on 17 August, 2011

    Hi

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  • anand patel Writes on 14 August, 2011

    Baat jo dil me hai batayi nahin jati
    Baat jo aankho me hai chipayi nahi jati
    Baat ko baat na samjh ye bost baat samjhne ki hai samjhyi nahi jati

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  • anand patel Writes on 14 August, 2011

    Fasle yese bhi honge ye kabhi socha na tha
    Samne betha tha mere or bo mera na ta
    —–
    Gul ki khusbu ki tarh fela tha mere chahun or
    Me use mehsus karta pr use chu sakta tha nahi
    —-Fasle yese bhi honge ye kabhi socha na tha
    Raat bhar peeghli si aaht kaan me aati rahi
    Jhank dekha gali me ko bhi aaya na tha
    —–Fasle yese bhi honge ye kabhi socha na tha
    Khud chdah rakhe tan ajnabiyta ke naqab
    Barna kab kab ek dusre ko hame pehchna na tha
    —–Fasle yese bhi honge ye kabhi socha na tha

    Jaan karke or bhi takleef hoti thi unhd
    Bhul jane ke seba or koi chara na tha
    —–Fasle yese bhi honge ye kabhi socha na tha
    Samne betha tha mere or bo mera na tha

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  • NITIN Writes on 13 August, 2011

    AAJ TERI YAAD KO SEENE SE LAGA KE ROYE,
    APNE KHUWABO NE TUJHE PAAS BULA KAR ROYE ,
    HAZARO BAR PUKARA TUJHE TANHAIYO ME,
    AUR HAR BAAR TUJE PAAS NA PAA KAR ROYE…..
    SEND ME REPLY FAST firake.monali96@gmail.com

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    • Kishor Yadav Writes on 15 September, 2011

      Hey dude…!!!!!
      This is Very romantic……………
      I really like this……..

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      • Piyush Gaikwad Writes on 13 January, 2012

        Hey buddy………!!!
        This is Very Heart touching………
        I trully enjoy this……….

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

    Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

    Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai…

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

    Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

    Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

    All out lagao machar bhagao…

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
    ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

    Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

    Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.

    Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

    Bania’s funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki B.Ed exam me first division aati hai.

    Uska Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:
    Aapki beti Bed me first class hai !

    so funny na!
    sheebu is here dued@@@

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

    Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

    Hey! u wanna join me my web is…imcool.sheebu@rediffmail.com

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    • Shubham Writes on 3 September, 2012

      Your message…Very funny

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  • sheebu Writes on 15 July, 2011

    Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
    Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo
    Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho

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  • sachin Writes on 6 July, 2011

    tere pyar ne hame iss kadar pyasa banaya ..

    tu wohi ruk me pani pee k aya

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    • saurabh Writes on 9 September, 2012

      i glass mere liye

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  • sana Writes on 5 July, 2011

    hi this is sana aur yeh mera fav shayari hai;
    tu dekh ya na dekh
    tu dekh ya na dekh
    tere na dekhne ka gham nahi
    tere na dekhne ki ada bhi dekhne se kam nahi

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    • NITIN Writes on 13 August, 2011

      KYA SHAYARI HE YAR? VERY FANNY…RAELY

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    • salman Writes on 19 August, 2011

      like it

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    • Piyush Gaikwad Writes on 13 January, 2012

      How funny, it is……………!!!

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    • Dipika Writes on 3 August, 2012

      Koun Kehta Hai Tamatar Lal Hai Lal To tere Gal Hai Piche Paltkar Dekh Tere Aashik Ka Kya Haal Hai .

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  • owais shah Writes on 19 June, 2011

    nice

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  • Ram jammalwad Writes on 4 June, 2011

    All this very beautiful shayari as well as jokes. Thanks to all shayer’s.

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  • FIZA KHAN Writes on 26 May, 2011

    KOI AAKAINKHO HO AANKAINKHO SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,KOI AANKAINKHO HI AANKAINKHO SE MULAKAT KAR LETA HAI BADA MUSKIL HOTA HAI USKA JAWAB DENA JAB KOI KHAMOSH REH KAR SAWAL KAR LETA HAI

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    • Arfaz khan Writes on 27 November, 2011

      What’s up baby?

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    • Arfaz khan Writes on 27 November, 2011

      Ruh kanp uthegi jab maut ka ishara hoga…
      Na koi apna aur na kisi ka sahara hoga…
      Kabr ka ek alag hi nazara hoga…
      Koshish karna gunaho ko kam karne ki,
      warna maut ka aajab bahut bura ho….

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  • FIZA KHAN Writes on 26 May, 2011

    HELLO FRIENDS HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU ONLINE

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    • NITIN Writes on 13 August, 2011

      HAI….

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    • NOUSHEEN BEGUM Writes on 29 October, 2011

      FIZA KHAN UR VERY SWT I WANT TO CHAT WITH U SO PLZ REPLY ME OK G

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  • alina Writes on 2 April, 2011

    ladki kabar per rone lagi apne anson se qabar ko dhone lagi kabar se ek awaz aye aye khuda ye kaisa inqalab ayya aj mean parde mean ho aur mera mehbob be naqab aya

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    • FIZA KHAN Writes on 26 May, 2011

      THANKS MY FRIENDS VERY BEAUTIFUL SHAYARI I AM CHATTING ONLINE WITH YOU ALINA…………………… MY EMAIL ADD.FIZAKHAN415@GMAIL.COM

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      • sameer Writes on 13 June, 2011

        TUJHE PYAAR KARTE HAI KARTE RAHINGE
        DIL BANKER DIL MEIN DHADANKTE RAHINGE
        TERA LE LE KE JEETE RAHINGE
        TERA NAAM LE LE MARTE RAHINGE
        BUHAT PYAAR KARTE HAI KARTE RAHINGE

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        • sameer Writes on 13 June, 2011

          I AM WAITN FOR YOUR REPLY FIZA
          MY EMAIL. SAMEER_12368@YAHOOMAIL.COM

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          • NOUSHEEN BEGUM Writes on 29 October, 2011

            SAMEER I MISS U AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

    • Mohammad kashan Writes on 6 September, 2011

      Wah

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    • SADIYA SHAIKH Writes on 23 December, 2011

      heart touching …….

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    • vivek dwivedi Writes on 22 August, 2012

      eeman sacha ho to niyat sachii hoti hai, niyat sachii ho to mohabbat bhi jarur hoti hai, aur ek baat jarur dhyan rakhna ki jis din se mohabbat hoti hai khuda ki kasam sali usi din se life kharab hoti hai

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  • alina Writes on 2 April, 2011

    ek ladki roz gali se guzra karte the apne chehre ko naqab se dhaka karte the ek ladka us per marta tha shayad us se sucha pyar karta tha ek din ladki ne ladke ke padosi se pucha kaha gya wo ashiqu padosi ne kaha apne ane mean der kardi kal raat us diwane ke muat ho gaye padosi ne apna farz nhibhaya ladki ko kabar tak le aya

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    • NITIN Writes on 13 August, 2011

      I M LIKED YOUR STORY.PLZ SEND MORE STORY.

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      • faisal Writes on 19 October, 2011

        apke story dil ko chu jate hai,,, plz dear aise he our story chahye…. mai to apka fan hogaya

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  • alina Writes on 2 April, 2011

    nice shayari good job

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    • azhar Writes on 10 May, 2011

      subscribe me if u …………….

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      • NOUSHEEN BEGUM Writes on 29 October, 2011

        VERY GOOD SHAYARI

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  • sachindra Writes on 30 March, 2011

    this is a average sms

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    • vaishnavi Writes on 2 October, 2011

      nice shayari aap shayad duniya ke pahale shayar ho jo itni achi shayari likhte ho…………….
      ase he shariya likhte raho.

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  • sms Writes on 9 December, 2010

    very attractive design :) and cool shayari sms .

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  • mrinalini Writes on 4 December, 2010

    sab ke sab nalayak ho gaye hai. ha ha ke alawa kuch nahi aata hai.

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    • murli Writes on 20 May, 2011

      haa our ek aap hi bari hosiyaar hai tabi to apne ristedaro ko jan gai

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      • guddu Writes on 30 July, 2011

        bilkul sahi kaha

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    • nadeem Writes on 21 August, 2012

      sabse zada ladkiya ha ha karti hai…

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  • Ganesh Writes on 25 October, 2010

    I like u r shayari

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    • himanshuarora Writes on 4 August, 2011

      yarr ganesh

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      • kiran Writes on 1 September, 2011

        gujrati msg
        koi ne hu “prem”lagu che
        koi ne hu :vahem” lagu chu
        pan duniya gai tel leva
        tamne hu “kem” lagu chu

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        • VaRis Writes on 30 December, 2011

          Prem maa modi rjuat naa karjo,
          jo nibhvina sko to shruat naa karjo,
          jene tmara vagar jevaani adat j naa-thi ene
          kyare judia ni vaat naa karjo.

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